Happy Mother’s Day
You’re a fucking adult with no skills at all,
You don’t read any books or play ball…
You don’t draw, you literally do nothing at all.
Still you fiend for the glamorous fruits,
You don’t have cause, you idolize people who do,
And all they say is “I got money and its stacked to the roof,”
And now you think that its magically gonna to happen to you..
How? Your lazy ass doesn’t commit to labor,
You pick something up, try it out, then put it down two minutes later,
Then you complain about your life cause it ain’t gettin’ catered…
now whoever tries to call you on your bullshits’ a hater.
Also, fun fact: being nice to someone you hate does NOT make you two faced
it makes you a mature adult who knows when to pick their battles and when to just let it go and tolerate someone for their shitty personality.
if you think otherwise grow up
SO MANY PEOPLE TO SHOW THIS TO IT ACTUALLY HURTS ME
who needs to brush the cat,when you can just cat the brush
omg
im-sherlocked-in-my-mindpalace:
socially-awkward-supervillian:
Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack pray that runs
jesus that is good to know.
Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten.
REALLY FUN FACT for big cats cheetahs are fucking docile as shit
my grandfather ran a cheetah sanctuary in south africa and he’d just lie with them and sleep among them and they’d rub against him and chirp at him they’re big fucking babies
Another Fun Fact: Cheetah’s are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetah’s are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Other’s will breed, but stress themselves out so much, they’ll loose their cubs.
So zoo’s with breeding program’s had to figure out how to make Cheetah’s comfortable enough to first of all, get laid and secondly - not spazz themselves into miscarrying.
So what’d they do?
They gave the cheetah’s their very own Service Dogs!
The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure!AJHHHHFDDGHH SO PRECIOUS
this post just got so much better
my day just got better. this warms my heart :’)
